FMA End Theories

[lanerose]

Something my friend Holly was telling me would happen at the end of the series. It's funny whether or not you know, but I think it's funnier knowing how it does end. This is just a blatant copy and paste from the entry where she wrote about it, but I figure putting it here is more likely to bunny someone into writing this for me. ^______________^

ok so rose was building me up for the end of FMA again, but not giving anything away.. and i was like "what, does someone like hawkeye die?!"

Rose: oh my god >.<;;;
Holly: Then mustang would be like "NOOOOOO!!!! i have no reason to LIVE!!" and he would snap his fingers and kill himself.. then this random child will walk in like "mommy? daddy?!" and hawkeye's dog will sniff its feet.
Rose: *dies laughing*

(later on)

Holly: Oh no, I know, someone's gonna chop mustang's hands off.. then he'll be like "NOOOO!!!! my beautiful ALCHEMY!!!" and kill himself.. then hawkeye will run in and be like "NOOOOOOOO!!!!! i have no reason to LIVE!!" and kill herself... then this random child will walk in like "mommy? daddy?!" and hawkeye's dog will sniff its feet...
Rose: I smell fanfic...
Holly: but you have to tell both stories.. so... it could be like, they're at the funeral.. then someone says "how did this happen?" and ed tells one story.. then al goes "no you're telling it wrong" and tells the other story...

Sooo... who wants to write it? ::puppy eyes::